Thursday, November 30, 2006

I wonder if Boomer will save me :)

Monday, November 27, 2006

Things that should only be done in water...

Sunday, November 26, 2006

I think we're more alike than it seems :)

I should get Princess to do this!





Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Thankgiving :)

Val, watch out for the baloons, it's going to be windy!!


Why do people go on this show?




I think it's sad that Lenny from Lavern and Shirley (actor Michael Mckean) beat our Margaret Spelling, our U.S. Secretary of Education... by a lot!!





Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Today is O for peace day ;D

Glad he was only here for a few hours.. probably dying to get back to the States!

Obama knows how to say he's sorry :)



This reporter wanted a public apology for being called Babyface :



Now he likes him

Too bad today's leader's can't kiss and make up :) Obama will make a great POTUS!

The jokes keep coming...



Biff needs an acting gig...



Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Happy I didn't go to UCLA :)



It appears that taser happy UCLA cop has a history

The UCLA police officer videotaped last week using a Taser gun on a student also shot a homeless man at a campus study hall room three years ago and was earlier recommended for dismissal in connection with an alleged assault on fraternity row, authorities said…. In May 1990, he was accused of using his nightstick to choke someone who was hanging out on a Saturday in front of a UCLA fraternity.

UCLA also has a policy that okays the use of tasers against passive demonstrators.



But I'm sure they don't have enough tasers for the 400 students that protested in front of the campus police station.. but the cops locked the doors and got dressed in riot gear just in case... Here's the Story

Bush has batchi!

His daughter gets robbed, his staffer get mugged, three cops in his motocade crash.. all this after major protests in Indonesia.. maybe it's something he said to make the Gods start throwing lightingbolts!



RIP Robert Altman :(

The world lost a great director today :( He didn't always make the Blockbusters but his movies sure are memorable :)

Monday, November 20, 2006

Thomas, I can't believe you like Glenn Beck!



Here's another CNN tool! and a bunch at FOX..

Jesus would do this and the guy's not even Christian :)



Of couse Pat Robertson thinks he worships demons Watch

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Hey Dad, more Rosemary Clooney :)





Boomer wouldn't like this!





But I'm sure the fish would like this!

Hey Thomas, things are changin' in China!

The faces on the guards are priceless! Let's hope the don't go to prison and become unwilling organ donors :(

Friday, November 17, 2006

Hey Matt! It's the weekend :D

This is what happens when you give rent-a-cops taser guns...

oh, and when you forget your ID card in the Library :(



An Iranian-American UCLA student was shot by UCLA'S UCPD November 14th 2006, because he could not show his Student ID and said he was leaving. He was shot 5 times with a taser gun. Police threatened to shoot students who got too close. The Student yelled out that he had a medical condition, but the cops kept shooting.



And how does one stand up after being cuffed and tasered? I hope the school fires the guards and appologizes to the student :(

Call the UCPD
(310) 825-1491

CALL UCLA
Telephone: 310-825-2151
Fax: 310-206-6030
(chancellor@conet.ucla.edu)

I'm so glad this guys not going to be Chairman of the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works!

He said "Don't worry (about global warming), God is still up there!"

Well, that may be true, but God may also boot him off the Committee entirely since fellow republican Warner (R-Va) wants his spot :)

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Watch Video

Even though our Senate Chairman of the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works doesn't believe in global warming, all the top scientists do :)

"The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), a body which involves thousands of scientists from over 120 countries who develop detailed reports on climate change, produced a report in 2001 which was reviewed by more than 1,000 top experts, including so-called “climate skeptics” and representatives from industry. The report stated, “There is new and stronger evidence that most of the warming observed over the last 50 years is attributable to human activities.”

Most recently, the National Academy of Sciences has unequivocally concluded that natural causes cannot explain the unprecedented warmth over the last 400 years. Rather, “human activities are responsible for much of the recent warming,” the report states."



FOX is not news, it's pure spin and aims to mislead :(



Thursday, November 16, 2006

Right wing wackos encourage domestic terrorism...

There should be no surprise that a wacko would take their message and act on it.. one only has to read or listen to Ann Coulter, Malkin, and Ingram to know they spew hate







Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Well, we had a Tsunami, but it wasn't the BIG ONE!

Me thinks thou protest too much!



Just in case you want to see him lie in front of the wife and kids.. very sad :(



Jimmy kimmel even jokes about it :)

Hopefully this guy will get voted out in 2009!

Judy Miller is such a Hypocrite!



How do you work with someone who's dangerous and incompetent :(

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I cancelled my MBNA because they supported Bush, so I guess I need to get rid of BOA too!



Bank of America merged with MBNA on January 1st, "[solidifiying] the Bank's position as the largest issuer of credit cards in the U.S... The combined Bank of America Card Services organization will have more than 40 million active U.S. accounts and nearly $140 billion in managed outstanding balances. Bank of America is already the world's leader in active debit cards."



Bank of America [Wikipedia]

Monday, November 13, 2006

The Daily Show says adios :)

I think the Dems should go into attack mode, like Newt did :)



"I do not know of any administration in modern times with as many different potential scandals all around it." - Newt Gingrich

I don't hear him saying that now.. funny how quiet the GOP is about their own scandals! Rush has admitted to covering for them, I wonder who's next... Newt?

Oh.. and he mentions Susan Smith as a indicator with what is wrong with America.. he didn't mention...

"She was spared the death penalty in a decision by her South Carolina jury, after her stepfather, Beverly Russell, a prominent Union County citizen, Republican Party and Christian Coalition leader, testified that he had sexually molested her when she was a teenager (until the intervention of the local Department of Social Services), and again in the months before the drowning of the two boys. Russell was never charged with a crime, despite the fact that he was accused in court of, and did not deny, the molestation and sexual abuse of his teenaged stepdaughter"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Smith



Of course the guy who sent the fake anthrax was a right wing wacko :( not a surprise!



Here's the Story

Here’s the domestic terror suspect’s Free Republic bio:

I am a lifelong Conservative Republican .

I have an Associates Degree in the Science of Electronics .

Ann Coulter is a Goddess and I worship Laura Ingraham and Michele Malkin .

English is the langauge of the United States of America- - our Declaration of Independence and our Constitution are written in the langauge that expresses our civilized freedoms .

Spanish is the language of Banana Republics, beyond that it belongs in a European country.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Rush comes clean... probably learned that in rehab :)

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Off to Lake Wobegon!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Having a sense of humor is important ;)



"Fake newsman Stephen Colbert managed not to ruin the careers of the 28 politicians who sat down for one of his mock-confrontational "Better Know a District" interviews this year. "Every congressman I've interviewed was reelected," Colbert crowed on Election Night. "Didn't someone say talking to me was a bad idea?" (That would be Nancy Pelosi , who clearly had bigger fish to fry.)

Technically, not "every" congressman was reelected: New York's Major Owens is retiring and didn't run; it should also be noted in the interest of "truthiness" that none of Colbert's subjects was at serious risk of losing a seat. The only big loser on Colbert's list was Tom DeLay , but we can't blame his problems on a snarky cable comedian, now can we?"

Washington Post

Hey Dad! Seems like this guy wasn't voted out for joking around! he ran unopposed...



"Under the watch of President Bush and Republicans in Congress, Americans have seen the state of our nation go from bad to worse. I believe that every American deserves to earn a livable wage, have access to affordable health care, the best education for their children, and live in a clean environment and a place where they feel safe and secure. The unfortunate fact is our nation has suffered under Washington's current leadership. It is time for change this November and Democrats are ready to take on that fight and address the real priorities of the nation."

- Congressman Robert Wexler

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Happy Birthday Matt!

Adios!



I guess this is true only for the Democrats, since they didn't lose any of the 504 major elections! The GOP lost both the Senate and the House, not to mention tons of local elections!



I think people HAD ENOUGH!

Ugh oh! Seems like the replacement is a bad one :(

Wonkette writes: "How twisted is this country? An Iran-Contra crook and ex-CIA chief is immediately greeted as a sane, grown-up yet “fresh” replacement for the delusional old Donald Rumsfeld.

Even more fun, Gates’ nemesis Daniel Ortega was elected president of Nicaragua on Monday. You may remember Ortega as the Sandinista leader who fought off the Contras in a long bloody “civil war” in large part engineered by … Oliver North, William Casey and deputy CIA director Robert M. Gates, among others. North, a convicted felon and official fall guy for Iran-Contra, was in Nicaragua last week campaigning against Ortega.

History doesn’t just repeat itself; it repeats itself with the same exact people."

and of course, Kissinger likes him, so this can't be good :( could we please get someone from this century, not the 60's! (or at least not involved in Iran-contra!)



Three witnesses testified that Mr. Gates slanted intelligence analysis as a senior agency official in the 1980's, while two others defended him. . . .Mr. Gates's detractors assert that the slanting of intelligence was largely confined to issues involving the Soviet Union, Soviet expansionism and C.I.A. covert operations. . . .

The most dramatic testimony came from Melvin A. Goodman, a former division chief in Soviet affairs. He accused Mr. Gates of imposing his political judgments on intelligence analyses without any evidence to back his views, of suppressing his analysts' conclusions, of corrupting the agency's stringent analytical process and of misusing personnel -- "judge shopping the courthouse," Mr. Goodman called it -- until the desired analysis was produced.

But the more reflective testimony of another witness, Harold Ford, although less explosive than Mr. Goodman's, could carry more weight with the committee. Mr. Ford, a 30-year veteran of the agency who has extensively written and lectured on ethics in public policy, described his personal agony before deciding that out of loyalty to the agency, he could not support the nominee.

Aloha Rummy!







In case you forgot...

Good Morning!!! :) I wonder how the Repugs are going to Spin this!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Yeah!!! The Dems win the House.. now I hope we see some Balance of Power!



Allen attempt voter supression.. I hope he doesn't win :(

Monday, November 06, 2006

The Preacher's song...

Absolutely hilarious! From Huffingtonpost.com:


Lyrics:
I BEEN PREACHIFYING MORALIZING EVERY DAY
TRYING TO GET ALL LOST SOULS TO COME MY WAY
CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU SINNERS LACK AND I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED
A BACK RUB FROM A MUSCLE MAN AND GODSPEED

CHORUS
GIVE ME METH AND MAN ASS ON A SUNDAY MORNING
METH AND MAN ASS SURE AS I AM BORN AGAIN
METH AND MAN ASS I DON'T NEED NO MORE
JUST METH AND MAN ASS AND WE'LL PRAISE THE LORD

THIS TRAIN DON'T TAKE NO SINNERS
NO MURDERERS, NO THIEVES, NO GAYS
YOU ASK ME WHAT KEEPS THIS TRAIN RUNNING SMOOTH
I BOW MY HEAD AND SOFTLY SAY

(CHORUS)

WHEN A MAN LAYS WITH A MAN AS WITH A WOMAN
THE BIBLE SAYS SO SHALL HE BE KILLED
IF A MAN SNORTS A GRAM WITH A MALE PROSTITUTE
SOMEONE'S COLLECTION BASKET'S GETTIN' FILLED

(CHORUS)

I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK
I'LL GO ON LARRY KING AND TELL HIM "LARRY, I WAS WEAK"
DELIVER ME FROM EVIL AND DELIVER ME FROM GREED
DELIVER ME A HOT STUD AND A COUPLE GRAMS OF SPEED

(CHORUS)
© Paul Hipp 2006

Vote Different!!!







This is an important election!

Let's just hope the votes won't be stolen :(

Here's the HBO documentary Hacking Demcracy...

Sunday, November 05, 2006

What did Jesus do?

Saddam will be killed for his crimes, but one year after he committed them he met with Rummy! We didn't seem too upset then :(

I can't wait till the political calls stop!!! One more day!

Cheney WON'T appear if subpoenaed!



"But Golove said that it is politically unlikely that Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales would prosecute an official for taking an action Bush ordered him to take. Still, he said, Congress has a number of tools for compelling the president to obey the law. Congress can withhold funds for programs. It can subpoena administration officials to testify under oath. It can pass stricter laws or block legislation Bush needs. In an extreme and politically unlikely scenario, it can impeach the president."
Article

I hope we vote the crooks out!





Saturday, November 04, 2006

I voted today to get the country back from the crooks!



Politicians are not comedians... they should leave it to the professionals :)

ANOTHER Republican in trouble!?! When it rains, it pours!

He said it :) Freudian slip?



The lies seem to flow so easily, so much for telling the truth and being kind (although he did defend Kerry) ... but he has a scooter, that's SO GAY!

Friday, November 03, 2006

Allways look on the bright side of life :)

The bigger the Church, the bigger the Hypocrite!











Thursday, November 02, 2006

I don't miss the bugs :D

They're doing a heckuva job!





Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Val and Matt, I hope this makes you quit smoking!!!

The midterms are coming...

I can't believe he blames the Generals for the mess in Iraq!



Rep. John Boehner, the second-ranking Republican in the House, said, also on CNN: "Let’s not blame what’s happening in Iraq on Rumsfeld. But the fact is, the generals on the ground are in charge, and he works closely with them and the president."